Phrases and Scripts

1. Well like seriously for real.
2. Are you for real.
3. Do you want some Starbucks.
4. How many fingers aren't I holding up.
5. So hows about some lunch, what do you want.


Script:
Characters: Maranda, Gilbert, Chealse
Phrase: Are you for real?

All three of the characters have just left class and are walking to their cars trying to decide what they want to for lunch before their next class. However, along the way they have a few mis-haps.
All walk to the car and get in, doors close.

Maranda: Omg, so like can you believe I only got a 70 percent on that quiz.

Gilbert: Well Atleast you got that much. I couldn't get a 70 if I paid the professor.

Chealse: So maybe you should study a little harder.

Gilbert: I do study, unlike you. I mean come on we all know youre only passing because the professor has some weird obsession with you.

Maranda: Come on now, can we just get some lunch without any arguments? Hello, we are all adults and who cares anyway. Gilbert you have a high enough grade that you can still pass. And Chealse theres no need to rub it in.

Chealse: I guess...

Gilbert: Hey Maranda can you stop at this gas station real quick so I can buy some chapstick?

Chealse: Are you for real Gilbert, you cant wait til we are onthe way back.

Gilbert: ummmm, no my lips look bad! PPPPPLLLEEAASSEE!!

Maranda: Sigh... I guess but make it fast. class starts in half an hour.

Gilbert: Okies thanks!

Gilbert gets out and goes into the gas station to get Chapstick, comes back out and gets into the car. Car pulls off.

Gilbert: Wait!!!! My Wallet!! I can't find it.

Maranda: Really are you serious right now?

Chealse: Predictable, knew that was going to happen.

Gilbert: We have to go back for it!

Car turns around and just as the make the left turn the car hits a bump, the tire is now flat.

Maranda: ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW!!!!

Chaealse: Now that, yeah did not see that coming.

Gilbert: Your dad is going to kill you Maranda.

Maranda: Does anyone now how to change a tire?

Chealse: Gilbert does hes a guy.

Gilbert: First off no I do not and I am a little offended at that sexist comment.

Maranda: This is not the time to get your panties in a punch.

All step out of the the car to look at the damage.

Gilbert: Welp, ugh Ima go look for my wallet at the station.

Marand and Chealse: Gilbert!

Gilbert: Ill be back!!!

Gilbert runs along and does not find the wallet so he walks back to the car. At this time a stranger has stopped and offered a helping hand to the trio and by the time gilbert returns the stranger is on his way and the girls are getting back into the car.

Maranda: Well that was nice of him.

Chealse: Did you find your wallet.

Gilbert: no, Im not sure where it is.

Maranda: Welp, there goes our lunch hour.

Gilbert: Ummm, Guys.

 Both Girls: What?

Gilbert: I found it.

Gilbert pulls the wallet out from between the seats.

Both Girls: GILBERT!!!!

End of the scene.